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MANGSA FESYEN PALING ABADI

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MANGSA FESYEN PALING ABADI Nilah yang dikatakan mangsa fesyen ataupun Fashion Victim. Mungkin and a dapat membantu insan yang keliru nie....tp kalau dilihat menarik jugak ya.......

EXPLANATION OF GOD

It was wrote by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista, California. He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to "explain God". I wonder if any of us could have done as well? EXPLANATION OF GOD "One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers." "God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it

Guru-Guru

PART I Che'gu Nasyor sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Che'gu Nasyor akan menyuruh murid²nya melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana murid² baring dan mengankat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal. Che'gu Nasyor asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mulanya menggerakkan kakinya tiba² memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Che'gu Nasyor menyergah muridnya yang bernama Man Tapah."Woiiii Man, apa sebab kau berhenti ni hah""Oh Che'gu Nasyor, basikal saya tengah turun bukit Che'gu, sebab tu saya berhenti.Takkan nak kayuh jugak." PART II Waktu sekolah telah tamat.sebelum keluar kelas, Che'gu Nasyor telahbertanya kpd murid²nya.Che'gu : Siapa nak masuk/pergi syurga? Semua murid mengangkat tangan kecuali Man Tapah lalu Che'gu Nasyor pun berkata,Che'gu : Man, kenapa awak tak nak pergi/masuk syurga?Man : Mak saya kata lepas habis sekolah, terus balik rumah..

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but ifyou wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effectson your health. DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it. DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phoneas far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical itemsincluding mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used.These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if youneed to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first. DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UPP eople who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have diffic